Funny Romantic Quotes

Come on up here, darlin'. We could use a little sump'm around here besides the smell of lumber. 

Otis always told me love is a leap. Lamentably, I was never inspired to jump. 

Julian Mercer: You really are a very sexy woman.

Erica Barry: No, really, swear to God, I'm NOT.

Some things are not meant to last, they just take a place in your heart and make you smarter the next time.  

Aunt Voula: Toula. Toula! You're engaged. You're engaged - We never think this would happen for you. Never. Never. Taki, didn't we say that...

Uncle Taki: We never think this day would come. Never. 

I would rather fight with you than make love to anyone else. 

Harry: [after a kiss] Soft lips.

Erica: I'm so glad they still work. I haven't used them for kissing in such a long time, more like for wearing lipstick... and whistling. 

A wonderful thing, as time goes by, to be with someone who looks into your face, when you've gotten old, and still sees what you think you look like. 

Hearts will never be practical, until they are made unbreakable. 

Marriage is the promise of eternal love. As a man of honor I cannot promise eternally what I've never felt momentarily. 

If you're not willing to sound stupid, you're not worthy of falling in love. 

I'm in love. Ain't it great? Seems like I gotta learn how to that... love-them-and-leave-them stuff, you know? 

Nice Greek girls who don't find a husband, work in the family restaurant. So here I am, day after day, year after year, thirty and way past my expiration date. 

It doesn't matter who, when, or where...you can always use a hug. 

I don't wanna need you, 'coz I can't have you. 

The being in love is better than the falling in love. 

But if you wanna leave, you can. I'll remember you though, just like I remember everyone that leaves. 

Young Melanie: What do you want to be married to me for, anyhow?

Young Jake: So I can kiss you anytime I want.

Maria Portokalos: Toula, on my wedding night, my mother, she said to me, "Greek women, we may be lambs in the kitchen, but we are tigers in the bedroom."

Toula Portokalos: Eww. Please let that be the end of your speech. 

Real love stories never have endings. 

He is not a lover who does not love forever. 

Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it. 

The four most important words in any marriage..."I'll do the dishes." 

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. 

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him. 

By the time you swear you're his, shivering and sighing, and he vows his passion is infinite, undying...Lady, make note of this: One of you is lying. 

Only from the heart can you touch the sky. 

Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it. 

Two souls and one thought, two hearts and one pulse. 

Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I love you." 

Remember, beneath every cynic there lies a romantic, and probably an injured one. 

Romantic Quotes for Him

Love is like a roller coaster, when it's all over you throw up! 

Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like. 

An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.

Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.

To love and win, is the best thing. To love and lose, is the next best thing.

Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a strike of luck. 

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

We only love truly once. It is the first time and succeeding passions are less uncontrolled.

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. 

Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.

Apart from the quotes mentioned in this article, here's another article on first love quotes you can read.

These were just a few collection of quotes. Impress your date, boyfriend or girlfriend, or someone special in your life with these silly quotes.