No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves.
He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
When one is in love one begins by deceiving one's self, and one ends by deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance.
Love is only the dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.
What is love, but a second-hand emotion.
The way to a woman's heart is through your wallet.
The pain of love is the pain of being alive. It is a perpetual wound.
Can there be a love which does not make demands on its object?
One should always be in love. That is the reason that one should never marry.
Humor can present even the darkest of the beliefs in a convincing way and make you laugh. Even though they are pessimistic to some extent, these sarcastic quotes about love are bound to make you smile, if not laugh.
A woman is faithful to her first lover for a long time - unless she happens to take a second. ?
The advantage of love at first sight is that it delays a second sight. ?
The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. ?
Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. ?
Strange to say what delight we married people have to see poor fools decoyed into our condition. ?
Men were born to lie, and women to believe them. ?
Love conquers all things - except poverty and toothache. ?
Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness. ?
Every man plays the fool once in his live, but to marry is playing the fool all one's life long. ?
True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen. ?
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